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Here’s to the women we’ve met, and to the women we’ve fucked, And to those amongst us who’ve had no such luck.

Here’s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup,
Here’s to pokin’ her in the ass, so she won’t get knocked up.

Here’s to all of you, and here’s to me,
Together as friends we’ll always be,
But if we should ever disagree,

Then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE’S TO ME!

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